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3/7/2013 0 Comments

March 07th, 2013

Reasons I Like You on Campus
  1. You hold the door for me.
  2. You slip and fall (lol).

Reasons I Don't Like You (on Campus)
  1. You are wearing sweat pants tucked into UGG boots.
  2. We know each other but you ignore my eye contact/smile/wave/greeting.
  3. You are walking in front of me at a slower pace than I am walking. 
  4. You are walking behind me at a faster pace than I am walking.
  5. You are an auditor.



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