THE WAVING OCTOPUS
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March 07th, 2013
Reasons I Like You on Campus
You hold the door for me.
You slip and fall (lol).
Reasons I Don't Like You (on Campus)
You are wearing sweat pants tucked into UGG boots.
We know each other but you ignore my eye contact/smile/wave/greeting.
You are walking in front of me at a slower pace than I am walking.
You are walking behind me at a faster pace than I am walking.
You are an auditor.
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