March 07th, 2013

Reasons I Like You on Campus

1. You hold the door for me.
2. You slip and fall (lol).
   

Reasons I Don't Like You (on Campus)

1. You are wearing sweat pants tucked into UGG boots.
2. We know each other but you ignore my eye contact/smile/wave/greeting.
   
3. You are walking in front of me at a slower pace than I am walking. 
4. You are walking behind me at a faster pace than I am walking.
   
5. You are an auditor.